As if getting arrested for public intoxication wasn’t enough, an Alabama man/Crimson Tide fan is in even more trouble because of what a law enforcement officer discovered had fallen from the suspect’s body.
In addition to getting drunk and crashing his vehicle, Jesse O’Neal Roberts, 23, of Elkmont, Ala., was found to have a stolen gun in ”his body cavity,” a/k/a his rectal area, according to the report from the Limestone County Sheriff’s Office and obtained by Huntsville TV station WAFF48 reporter Nick Lough.
— Nick Lough (@NickLough) March 28, 2017
The weapon was an unloaded .380-caliber semiautomatic pistol. The best part of the ugly details? The casual explanation of Roberts’ actions by Sheriff Mike Blakely: ” ‘It’ happens.”
The crimson-colored shirt could be off-handed evidence of Roberts’ allegiance, but how do we know Roberts is a Crimson Tide fan? According to an article from Busted Coverage, @IsolatedBammers did some digging to get to the bottom of Roberts’ commitment to the Tide. They found a four-word Facebook post beginning “roll” and ending “Tide.” There’s a two-word expletive between the cheeky sentiment.
So how was the handgun discovered? According to AL.com, a corrections officer said in a report:
“I immediately considered that he defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxers.”
According to news reports, Roberts was arrested after a resident called police to say he found and detained a prowler. The suppository gun was reported stolen in Florence, Ala.
Still to be determined? Whether its owner wants the weapon back. And, who will clean it.