Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh took a shot at Paul Finebaum on Twitter Thursday, and as you could expect, reactions to the call were aplenty on Finebaum’s SEC Network show on Friday.
Perhaps the best reaction came from Alabama superfan, Phyllis from Mulga. A regular on the show, Phyllis dug into Harbaugh Friday while constantly referring to him as “hairball.”
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Check out the transcription below:
Phyllis: “Hey, Paul. How you doing? Listen, I’m pissed at hairball. I’m really mad at him. The audacity that that man’s got. Look, he has a good coaching job. He makes millions a year.
Paul: “I think he makes $9 million a year.
Phyllis: “Naughty freaking dah. I don’t really care about that. I’ll tell you what I care about is him keeping his note out of the University of Alabama and his nose away from you. You done nothing to the man, but speak the truth. And everything you say about him as been proven. He’s entitled he thinks. He’s uppity. He thinks he’s better than everybody else. Hairball, you ain’t better than nobody. I’m surprised you even got the coaching job. Your ego, your ego goes hundreds of feet up in the air. God, is anyone going to bring you down? You would probably pop before you hit the ground. You would be nothing but a big fat balloon because that’s all your full of is hot air. And don’t you be after Paul and don’t you dare come down on the University of Alabama. I will eat your ass for lunch and I can make that a promise. Paul are you there?
Paul: “I am, I am listening to every word and nodding my head.”
Phyllis: “I’m sorry. I just got so mad at him a while ago. Especially seeing the newspapers.”
Paul: “Phyllis, let me say this. He didn’t physically assault me, he just took a shot at me in a tweet.”
Phyllis: “I don’t care. It was wrong of him to do that. Very wrong of him to do that. And then assuming that we are cheating and other teams are cheating. They haven’t won a national championship in a while. How do we know their nothing but a bunch of cheaters? How do we know that for a fact? We don’t.”
Paul: “They took a player out of Georgia this year, and there were a lot of raised eye brows.”
Phyllis: “I would not doubt that at all. And he’s probably trying to sweep him under the rug by throwing out things at Saban and other coaches around here. He’s out of his freaking mind. Hairball, get on your own field and you leave everybody else’s field alone. They have enough to handle except for your butt. I’ll be on your butt. Don’t you come down here.
Paul: “Man, I would love to see you and Jim Harbaugh meet.”
Phyllis: “No problem. You just name the place and you name the area. I’d love to speak my mind to him.”
Paul: “Phyllis, you just nailed it. Michigan people think they are better than everyone else.”
Phyllis: “Well I got news for them. You’re not Michigan. You’re not one iota better than anybody else in the country. Especially Alabama. So keep your mouth shut and you better tone that coach down you got. Because I’m going to tell you something, they are going to find him and see his true colors and when they do Katy bar the freaking door. Roll Tide, Roll.”