The ultimate con: Gus Malzahn gets last laugh as he spurns Arkansas
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Situation normal: DEFCON 5.
The goings-on over the weekend could not have been a bigger gut punch for Arkansas. Fans and administrators and big-time donors watched as Georgia handled Auburn in the SEC Championship Game. If there was a possibility Arkansas could get Gus Malzahn to give up coaching the Tigers and return “home” to the Natural State, it was after that loss.
So, the state waited.
Nearly 24 hours passed.
And then …
Gus Malzahn signed a $49 million extension to stay on The Plains.
Arkansas threw the world at the feet of the ultimate Arkansas Man in college football. He spurned them. Yet another tally on the ledger that reads loyalty is overrated. Fans care far more about the school than coaches do. Doesn’t matter the school, either.
Coaching the University of Arkansas very well may have been Malzahn’s dream job. By all accounts, he did an excellent job of floating that idea. Enough so that Auburn was so scared to lose him to Fayetteville, and Malzahn turned it into a massive payday.
Meanwhile, Arkansas sits jilted, asking the proverbial side piece if he now has plans.
Anyone still think Arkansas is doing fine?
The eggs were put into the Malzahn basket and it didn’t pan out.
Now, Mike Norvell is incredibly likely to take the gig in replacing Bret Bielema. Arkansas will, whenever that happens — or with whichever coach it happens with — proclaim he was always the top choice.
If you believe that, I have some oceanfront property in Arizona for you.
Norvell was always the most likely choice. No chance in the world he was the top choice. Maybe in some factions, for example in those who took Houston Nutt’s side in the great divorce of 2006. But the majority were waiting on the “Gus Bus.”
It drove right past them.
Razorbacks Nation is angry at Gus Malzahn
Hell hath no fury like a home state fan base scorned.
Arkansas fans were livid at Malzahn for taking the extension at Auburn. Even the ones who didn’t want him back with the Razorbacks in the first place, some of them felt rejected.
Understandable. But that’s the way the game is played. Malzahn did what Malzahn needed to do.
- Arkansas football finished 12th in the SEC Country Power Poll. It was the last one of the season.
- This went under-the-radar, but Arkansas forward Arlando Cook was put back on the basketball team over the weekend. The Razorbacks were pummeled at Houston.
- The women’s basketball team fell to Kansas on Sunday, 71-60. They are now 5-3 on the season.
Tweets and the like
• So, uh, this is a real thing, apparently. SEC Cornhole!
— Rick Hall (@mrrecall62) December 4, 2017
• Is this a bad idea to anyone else? Wait, let me rephrase. Is this a good idea to *anyone*?
If I'm arkansas I offer a coach $3 million a year, $100,000 for every conference win and $50,000 for nonconference win. $200,000 bonus for winning division, $100,000 for second $50,000 for third. $500,000 bonus for winning SEC and $1 million bonus for making playoffs.
— Wally Hall (@WallyLikeItIs) December 4, 2017
• PEACH BOWL, HOW DARE YOU!?
PR guy cuts off Bob Holt, which is complete BS.
"Hey, Bob, I'm sorry, Bob, Bob, do you have a question about the Peach Bowl matchup?"
Bob: "I do not."
— Brandon Marcello (@bmarcello) December 3, 2017
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