If you’re like me, you’re scouring the internet and thrift stores for a last-minute Halloween costume.
Well, we here at SEC Country have it covered for you, with SEC themes.
Our first two suggestions shouldn’t be difficult to pull off at all.
Nick Saban and Bear Bryant
For the more modern Crimson Tide fan, may we suggest the Saban route. It’s a classic and reliable look.
The key is the crocodile tip belt, and you’re pretty safe bringing the College Football Playoff Trophy along with you as a prop.
If you’d rather go retro, why not go with another Alabama coaching giant in Bryant? Can’t go wrong here, especially with the famed houndstooth hat.
This one is pretty easy.
Wear your LSU gear, but maybe cover up the letters with question marks?
Definitely don’t forget the grass clippings all around your mouth, and do look like a (happy) man who is now getting paid to do nothing.
This one — or all of these really — may not score with the ladies, but you shouldn’t have to dig through thrift stores to find a nice suit and some dark-rimmed glasses.
Don’t be afraid to shave half your head, but do head to the novelty store for those ears.
The Zombie Vols
You can pick Josh Dobbs, Butch Jones, or maybe even a Vols fan in creamsicle-colored (actually, PMS 151) gear.
But then, give yourself the Walking Dead routine to really
liven dead-en it up.
Maybe even disappear from the party throughout the night, only to return when you’ve been forgotten about and everyone else least expects it.