FOX Sports’ Stewart Mandel devised a creative way to sum up each Power 5 conference coach. He tried to describe each in seven words or fewer, which is a fine exercise in keyboard tap dancing.
The entire post is worth a read, and obviously, the SEC-related entries are good for a smile or two. (Be sure to check out what Mandel had for Vanderbilt’s Derek Mason.)
The entry got us thinking: How would we sum up each SEC team in five words or fewer?
Here’s our crack at the exercise, with Mandel as inspiration.
Tennessee: It’s our time. Maybe. Please.
Florida: Chomp. Another romp of Tennessee?
Georgia: In Chubb’s knee, we trust.
Kentucky: We’re here. We swear.
Missouri: No longer a safe space?
Vanderbilt: See Kentucky. Add music.
South Carolina: Will Muschamp, past his prime.
LSU: Be good enough, Brandon Harris.
Alabama: Never bet against us.
Arkansas: Must win early, somehow.
Ole Miss: Do your thing, Chad Kelly.
Mississippi State: Come back, Dak Prescott. Now.
Auburn: There’s always Waffle House, Gus.
Texas A&M: Sexy sleeper pick. Will pounce?